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 *Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me:  Please don't be 6am   *1;48am*
Me:  MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!   *Shoves face back into pillow*

shinyarmor:

my name is jean valjean

and i’m javert

and you’re watching disney channel

sorryforpartybarackin:

the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

zarryforeverandever:

Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me

“How many fingers am I holding up!?”

I don’t see this:

I see this:

NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD